My first dream of 2025 included all of my bottom teeth falling out. Quinn’s too. They dropped out of my mouth and into my hand. I gripped all of his little baby teeth along with my adult molars tightly. I didn’t panic or anything, but the sensory disgust that Dream Me felt when my tongue slid around my gums haunts me well into the afternoon of Jan. 1.

Wtf do couples ~really~ mean when they say they can't afford your services?

They're admitting that they don't believe the problems you solve, the experience you're providing, and the product you're selling is worth that much to them. The pain of spending money on you eclipses whatever needs you are promising to meet, and they just can't justify the cost.

This isn't a 'them' problem, it's a ~you~ problem. <3

If you’re allergic to authority as a wedding professional, the idea of hiring a business coach probably feels like a huge step backwards.

~Welcome~ to my coaching business: The one I’ve been doing everything in my power to avoid formally committing to! A THRILL! I’m here! That was so easy! Jk. Actually…